Monday, September 27, 2010

The Most Evil Villain Ever?

Okay, so today in English class our teacher tells us to take out our journals and she told us to think of the most evil diabolical villain we could think of then write about what makes him so diabolical. Most kids wrote about Doctor Dufenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb or Joker or comic book villains. However, the first villain that came into my mind was The Kool-Aid man. (okay not the first thing but the rest were lame) Okay so I know what your thinking "Allie's shampooed one too many squirrels today... but if you think about this, and I mean really think about it, it makes sense! So when you think Kool-Aid Man, you probably think awesome guy who gives away free Kool-Aid right? Well I'm sorry to tell you that you could not be more wrong my misguided little friend. THINK about it!! He bursts through your wall and say's OH YEAH! and gives people free Kool-Aid and that's the end... or so we thought. Ever wonder how much it costs to fix a wall that the Kool-Aid man bursts through? I don't know but i doubt it's cheap! He Just knocks the entire wall down!! I mean come on!!! Not only is he causing millions of dollars worth of property damage but he's also breaking and entering!! this guy's almost worse than Santa!!! You ready for the best part? HE GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!! No one ever even thinks twice about a giant Kool-Aid pitcher coming through their walls! Nobody thinks hmm... maybe he's insane? But no! he makes up for it by bringing us a lousy pitcher of Kool-aid?!?!?! Seriously... it's getting easier and easier to bribe the american public... I mean really. What is the Koo-Aid man anyway? a giant pitcher of kool-aid? a man? or maybe some sort of rabid wolverine man on steriods... I guess we will never see justice for this villain, he'll continue to bribe the public with his delicious kool-aid packets... sigh... what has this world come to. So this is why i thought that the kool-aid man was perha[s the greatest villain who ever lived is living or will live. who else could cause so much property damage and have so many counts of breaking and entering without having police even think twice about his existance!? well with that I say Congrats Kool-Aid man. You have successfully Illuded the police and the public by bribing them with your high calorie artificially flavored sugar water.

hope you enjoyed my rant (: I thought it was one of my better English journal entries

Thursday, September 23, 2010

love?

Ok, so lately I've been seeing a lot of posts on facebook, myspace, myyearbook, yahoo, etc saying things similar too "I love (insert name here) forever, we'll always be together" but then come to find out a month or 2 goes by and they break up. all right. so maybe I'm just going crazy (which is a likely possibility) but last time I checked, forever was a lot longer than 2 months. I absolutely can't stand how people just throw the words "I love you" around these days. those words have lost almost all meaning to a lot of people because of the careless use of these 3 words. And then what happens after is even worse. depression. people keep "loving people forever" and then they realize that it isn't forever. So then they get all depressed and you see posts along the lines of "I'm useless, no one cares about me" which is definitely not true. There is always at least one person who cares about you. The problem is that not a lot of kids see it that way. They can't relate to their parents and they're friends can't do much of anything for them either. I have a lot of friends like this right now which is sad because trying to cheer up 6 or 7 depressed teenagers all at once is not easy to do. In fact it's almost impossible. but I'll keep trying cause I really so hate seeing them depressed. so anyway, that was my quick rant for today. OH and one more thing. I'm so excited!!! orange and black day is tomorrow for spirit week!!!! :D I have the most amazing school colors ever!!!!! I can't wait!!!! :D

Monday, September 20, 2010

platydillos, Fractals and friends

so this morning I woke up... well i was sort of already away because my legs felt like someone was hitting them with hammers and i couldn't fall asleep to save my life, but anyway, upon waking up, my first thought was PLATADILLO. a cross between an armadillo and a platypus. so there was my random thought for the morning.
   The rest of the day went on pretty much as usual. but when i got to English class my English teacher told us about Fractal Artwork. Now assuming you don't know what that is, which you probably dont, fractal artwork is art made up of mathmatical equations. no, you dont draw a picture with numbers... well ok you sort of do... but not how you're thinking. some how these complex equations, when enterd into a computer or something actually make colors and designs. This method not only works for images but for sounds. yes, sounds. you can make music with math. wow, that's not a sentence i ever expected to say. aparently these complex equations make some sort of frquency and you can combine a bunch and get pretty music. how? i have absolutely no idea. you may as well be asking me to tell you what zesty unicorn bits taste like... but if you want to check it out here ya go ------>
http://www.fractalism.com/fractal-art.htm
now the big thing i wanted to rant about today was my friends. Honestly. I have really amazing friends. They stick up for me, make me laugh, help me through hard times and are just in general really amazing people. I can always count on them and I hope they know they can always count on me. There is no way that I would be as happy with my life as I am now if it were not for my friends. someone once told me "friends are like stars, they're always there, even when you can't see them" my friends all accept me for me, they don't car that I'm insane half the time because most of my friends like to be insane right along with me. There's some friends who I've known all my life and there are others who I've only know months years or even days. All of my friends are truly amazing though and a lot of the time, I just take them for granted, they're just there and I don't give them a second thought. I realized today however, that friends don't always stay in your life. everything changes, people die, they move away and they grow up. So here's to all the friends I have who have been with me through thick and thin. and here's to one person in particular. Danielle. I was friends with her for 2 years before she died 4 summers ago. Danielle and I and one of our other friends were inseparable. Thinking back on that day is what made me realize that sometimes I do take my friends for granted so, to every last one of my friends, weather I've known you for years and years or just a few days, thank you.  You're all amazing and I'm so lucky to be friends with every one of you.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

i'm new at this so yea...

So I'm new at this whole blogging thing. My friend created one here and i thought it looked kinda neat and i love W ranting about things and half the time no one is there to listen. so for right now i guess I'm going to rant about my memory. Apparently, over the last several days my memory has been failing. I'll do stuff and have absolutely no memory of ever having done it. like i let someone borrow my calculator and i guess at one point he gave it back and i set it on my desk but i really don't recall doing this at all. and it completely baffled me. in fact I was Flabbergasted! (the word i am going to use for today cause it sounds funny :P) More recently I lost my flash drive. it's always in one spot in my pencil case. I went to go use it for once and it was not there. sadly i kinda need it for a project so I'm hoping it turns up soon... and now I'm going to high light random things throughout this blog post.... ok maybe I'm not because I can't figure out how to work the highlighter tool... I fail hardcore at electronics so yea... OH nope i got it. see if you can find the hidden message (hint: it has something to do with the highlighted letters) so yea... it's like 10:51 on a school night soo I'm gonna stop blogging now and get some sleep. Goodnight people who probably are not reading this blog right now
much love

~ ZestyUnicornBits