Okay, so today in English class our teacher tells us to take out our journals and she told us to think of the most evil diabolical villain we could think of then write about what makes him so diabolical. Most kids wrote about Doctor Dufenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb or Joker or comic book villains. However, the first villain that came into my mind was The Kool-Aid man. (okay not the first thing but the rest were lame) Okay so I know what your thinking "Allie's shampooed one too many squirrels today... but if you think about this, and I mean really think about it, it makes sense! So when you think Kool-Aid Man, you probably think awesome guy who gives away free Kool-Aid right? Well I'm sorry to tell you that you could not be more wrong my misguided little friend. THINK about it!! He bursts through your wall and say's OH YEAH! and gives people free Kool-Aid and that's the end... or so we thought. Ever wonder how much it costs to fix a wall that the Kool-Aid man bursts through? I don't know but i doubt it's cheap! He Just knocks the entire wall down!! I mean come on!!! Not only is he causing millions of dollars worth of property damage but he's also breaking and entering!! this guy's almost worse than Santa!!! You ready for the best part? HE GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!! No one ever even thinks twice about a giant Kool-Aid pitcher coming through their walls! Nobody thinks hmm... maybe he's insane? But no! he makes up for it by bringing us a lousy pitcher of Kool-aid?!?!?! Seriously... it's getting easier and easier to bribe the american public... I mean really. What is the Koo-Aid man anyway? a giant pitcher of kool-aid? a man? or maybe some sort of rabid wolverine man on steriods... I guess we will never see justice for this villain, he'll continue to bribe the public with his delicious kool-aid packets... sigh... what has this world come to. So this is why i thought that the kool-aid man was perha[s the greatest villain who ever lived is living or will live. who else could cause so much property damage and have so many counts of breaking and entering without having police even think twice about his existance!? well with that I say Congrats Kool-Aid man. You have successfully Illuded the police and the public by bribing them with your high calorie artificially flavored sugar water.
hope you enjoyed my rant (: I thought it was one of my better English journal entries
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