Monday, July 18, 2011

the everything post

So, I havn't posted anything since there was snow on the ground.... and I'm sure the people that I imagine reading this blog are very disappointed in me (people: not at all ally... youre posts are boring...) shut up voices!!


anyway. I'm sort of disappointed now. I was told once that if you lick someones elbow when they are not paying attention, the person whose elbow you are licking, can't feel it. Well, a few weeks ago, I was sitting next to my friend peter and he was conversating with my step mom and his elbow was right there so i just sorta licked it. well, Peter definitely knew what was happening, and actually, the whole event was sorta hysterical. Peter freaked out on me like "why would you do that?!?!" I also tried to lick my brothers elbow, with a similar outcome. I don't know if I just had bad timing, or what, but it seems to me that this whole elbow licking thing is a load of horse poop. which makes me EXTREMELY disappointed...

another thing I was thinking about recently, was Model United Nations. for those invisible people who don't know what that is, It's like a debate club sorta. Each school is assigned a country, then each person in the club, is assigned a separate committee. within your specific committee, you get 3 or 4 topics that are like major world issues. such as: Global warming, HIV and AIDS prevention among drug users, or alternative agriculture. you have 2 days to agree on a solution to as many of your problems as you can. it isn't a contest or competition of any sort. its just for fun really.
   anyway, every year we go to a convention in Syracuse. Since we live so far from syracuse we stay in a hotel for a night. This always results in some sort of insane hotel antics... This year, we had a Hall part with our good friends from a neighboring school, made this funky cheese dip, which, according to me "sounds like jalepenos" (i was really tired alright? don't judge me...) and found a gummy bear in the hallway. we didn't cause any sort of structural damage to the hotel (thank god) and all the guests were pretty supportive of our intense hall party. other than that, Dillon found a chinese takeout bag that had just been sitting on the ground since wed gotten there. so on the last day, He decided to kick it. He took a running start and kicked it. the bag proceeded to fly a good ten feet. then we heard a voice. the voice said "hey!! why'd you kick my food?!" at this, Dillon started freaking out. (he had no idea that the kid was joking) he looked like he was gonna pee himself. the guy ran up to him and dillon started to apologize and then the guy was like "nah, im just kidding" and then, im pretty sure dillon almost peed himself again xD it was amazing. I almost peed from laughing so hard.

(more to come, my laptop is dieing D: 

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