Social Studies Class, Musical, and mexican foods that spell checker says arent words

So I am thoroughly convinced that I have the best social studies teacher ever. Everyday there is always something he says that makes laugh so hard. Take yesterday for example.We were talking about oracle bones and how the Chinese used them to tell the future. One kid in my class says "where do they get the bones? are they human???" and my social studies teacher replied, quite sarcastically "yes (insert name here) they cut off your leg. 'here let me cut off your leg, I'll predict the future. Your future is.... you will fall down a lot'" haha. I thought that was pretty hilarious then another kid comes out with, "they'd have to change their name to Ileane" haha get it Ileane, I- lean like their leg was cut off so they lean xD (yea it took me a day to figure that out so I was just making sure you got it) and then he comes out with "they'll work at Ihop" haha, which if you don't get, well that's sad because even I caught on to that one quickly. A few weeks ago we spent an entire class teaching my teacher how to draw smileys because he did not know what :P was. haha. I think I already said this but it was funny so I'm repeating it. Also, my social studies homework is dumb. our teacher said to write a creative story about an emporor who is feudalistic. now I don't know about you but when I hear creative I think mythical creatures and adventures. but aparently that isn't what my social studies teacher thinks. he gave us this structured paper that doesn't have even one fiber of being creative and when asked he expressly said "no mythical creatures" well blah to you too mr teacher man.
also, i now have a new nickname (: my friend calls me Taco. I call her chalupa, it's an inside joke which I wont explain because that would ruin the inside joke part. haha. Sadly, my Chalupa buddy is moving away :( which makes me incredibly sad and so i made her a bracelet that says chalupa which I think she will like why is the spell checker saying chalupa is not a word and OH MY GOODNESS. thank god for the undo button because I just deleted this whole page and I would not have been a very happy person if that had stayed deleted 0.0 but anyway.

   so anyway. IT'S musical season!!!!! :D my school is doing The Music Man this year and I'm very excited for it!!!!!!!!! so that's my random whatever you want to call it for today
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