I need some crack

Ellen: Allie, oh my gosh, these dishes are so hard to clean!
Allie: I know right?! We need a raise... or maybe some crack...
Ellen: That's it. I'M DEMANDING A RAISE
Allie: or maybe some crack?
Ellen: yea.. or some crack. did we get the dishes off the table?
Allie: yea i think so..
April: no, you've got the bread and butter here still
Allie: well bread isn't a dish.
April: but it's on a cutting board.
Allie: Shut up April. *laughs* get me some crack ^_^
 it's ok, it isn't a secret April, we have the same dealer.
April: *laughs* damnit, why can you always make me smile. stop doing that!!

(later)







Mom: what's April doing over there?
Ellen: Rolling my cigarettes
Allie: or buying some crack off the internet...
Mom: ...
Allie: she's definitely buying crack. APRIL! why aren't you sharing with me!






Allie: *whispers* "aaappprrriiiilll"
 April: *moves closer, whispers* "whaat?"

Allie:*whispers* "I have to peee"
April: *literally rolls on the floor laughing*

 (later)
Allie: APRIL! I need some crack!!!

April: sorry, we're all out
Allie: you used it all?!
April: yepp, im sorry, my supplier doesn't come till the 18th!
Allie: while I was peeing I realized the 18th is a long way away. I would have said I had to pee like a racehorse on crack, but that would be inaccurate since April used all our crack.